Wednesday, September 23, 2015

BOBBO's 60th Level Party

As arranged by the god of electrons...

BOBBO: "My dear designers and die-hards, Book-bounds and Shadybucks, Grubbers for recognition, Clubbers, GMO corn-sowers, Pocket Bulgers, Seekers of Garlands Galore and Loud Louts."

[No one laughs and Bobbo waves to same.]

BOBBO: "Today is my 60th birthday!"

[Silence; and Bobbo waves to same.]

BOBBO: "Alas, 60 years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable folklore." "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

BOBBO [after a short pause to light a cig]:  "I am going now, far over the expanse of yore, exchanging the known for its perkier side, and straight into the bosom of the past to begin a new future!"

[Most of the party-goers have dissolved by now, leaving only the designers and die-hards from the original list. There is an audible CLICK! and the page resets upon a You-Tube video showcasing the next sexy sensation.  An audible sigh of relief is heard from the exited party-goers.]

BOBBO proceeds EAST…


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  2. Happy Birthday, Rob.
    On wings of eagles.

  3. Thanks to everyone who has wished me a HBD and sent cards, including those here, from Allan Grohe, and especially from my fiancee, Nathalie, the latter which has a special meaning all by itself.

  4. Happy Birthday, Rob!

    I hope it was a good one!

  5. It's always good if you survive the cake...